dami reason to laugh, after Former President Estrada ruled GUILTY....... and to survive this poor situation of our country....
enj0y inday, dodong, & the rest of the gang..plus the life of ederlyn....wahehehhe LOLZ
Ma’am/Sir,
I hereby render my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons, I am compelled to move on.
I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company.
Yours Katulong,
Inday
Dear Inday,
I’m sorry to inform you that your resignation was denied by the upper management due to your contract of 5 years or make love with the amo clause. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Yours truly,
Ma’am
“I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want.
My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outputs I can offer will boost the work progress.”
- Cover letter ng resume ni Inday sa bago niyang amo
“A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected sorroundings. The way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast . . . causing damage to the path it is going.”
- Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.
“As much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and aleviate the society’s perception of our profession.”
- Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kabilang bahay.
“Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.”
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior
“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”
- sabi ni Inday sa Amo nung humingi siya ng day-off
Amo: Inday, di ba nanood ka ng D Buzz kanina?
Inday: Yes, bakit Ma’am?
Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa Channel 7?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.
“Bloody hell!!!What the fuck did just land on my cutie top?! I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
- reaction ni Inday nung matalsikan siya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapya
“don’t limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”
-inday, nagrereklamo kse ayaw cya isama s enchanted kingdom..ö
Dear mothr:
hd it nt bin 4 d smeling salt,i mst hv collapsd mment ago. junior hs bcom a litle monster 2 me. Rmmbr d head acidnt he had? As f t wsnt enuf, h ws summond by d principl of hs shabily run academe. Oh, such un- erudite bunch of baboons! I nevr tot being a governess can b such a strenuous employ! — inday
Dear Inday:
walanghiya k! Mgpadala k ng pera! Ns osptal nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo! -TATAY
“Potatoes when consumed in their raw state are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar. When cooked in higher temperature like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body, causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain . . . one french fry is worse than one cigarette.”
- Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin kung bakit hindi siya nagluluto ng french fries.
“It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!”
- Inday habang kasama si Junior sa Principal’s Office. Tulala ang Principal
“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins, these subtances result to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”
- Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may mga rashes si Junior
Amo: Nakita mo ba yung lunar eclipse kagabi?
Inday: The fact that a low pressure area is proliferating within the Philippine area of Responsibility added by intertropical convergence zone and southwest monsoon over the rest of the country, how can we possibly witness that natural phenomenon?
“D 1st tym i saw u, my heart palpitated w/ orgasmic bliss. I dnt know how u do it, but u r a volcano of sensuality when i watch u do thngs at home… d way u sway ur hips, how u caress gently w/ ur hands, & how u shake ur bon-bon. Oh my fair lady, i m willing 2 b ur slave if only u reciproc8 d feelings i have 4 u…”
-sbi ni dodong drayber kay inday
Amo:Inday ano ulam natin? Darating n sir mo.
Inday:Due to the infrequent mass media coverage around hogcholera, I’d consequently given a
judgement on sauteing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together w/ pungent white onion &
tossed it w/ brisk asparagus. I’d also assented to twist it w/ fresh lemonzest & advance its
taste via blending a petty amount of chardonay whitewine as well as a cup of viscous cream.
Amo:(napatumbling)
Dear Sir/Madam,
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that
prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si inday, nagpapaalam bumili ng bagong electric fan
(economist pala c inday, haha!ü)
ui, swimming tayo ths
summer… sagot ko yung
place bahala na kayo sa
transpo mura lng naman
eh… my rest house ang tita
ko sa may puerto pero hindi
kalakihan ha… please
confirm kung sasama…
- ederlyn
(summer-mode!)
hahaha!
Pasukan na naman..hmmm…ano kaya kung pumasok ako ulit?
-ederlyn
- ederlyn
Pg nagyaya bko ng outing sa
puerto galera ssma ka?? 6
na cgurado ssma e..
-ederlyn
Hala! ngaaya na nman sya,
ssma kb? inaya lang dn ako
eh!
claa p-pu-m- muntaa nung
b-bertdeey mo?”
-ederloo (Mongoloid na kpatd
ni ederlyn)
Uy, hnap m q kapartner sa
lovapalooza?.. gs2 m kht tau
nlang 2.. cge na pls..
-ederlyn (iniwan n ni
arman.. la 2loi kakissing
scene sa valentines)
ederlyn-a word synonymous
to “mysterious”.
Ex:”i don’t know what’s in
her mind.She seldom speaks.
She’s so ederlyn.”
mga peeps, kita-kits tayo sa
mall of asia sa feb 10. let us
break the record again!
-arman and ederlyn
Naririnig ko c ederlyn! Ang
ingay! Nakikipagsex.
Wahahahah
- baneneng. Ang newest fan
ni ederlyn
“SINO SI EDERLYN?”
text promo!..
win a chance to meet nd greet Ederlyn LIVE!!
Just text EDERLYNGUESS and send to 2366. Text na!!!
ko? Hindi na normal,
maraming galit, natutuwa at
humahanga..
Ederlyn
Eiya..add nyo naman ako s
friendster nyo. Kainis kyo,di
nyo manlang ako ina-add.
Tampo nko. Seryoso ako!
ederlyn_ito@yahoo.com
Mga hindi nakakakilala kay
EDERLYN, nakakalungkot po
sbhn pro ngpakamatay na
cya dahl wlang pumnta s
birthday nya!
-ngmamahal luisito
huh? Cnu naman un?
Profile ni ederlyn
Magulang
edgar reyes-45 yo tatay
edilberta reyes-39 yo nanay
Mga anak
ederlyn reyes-20 yo
edralyn reyes-24 yo
esteban “cheverlyn” reyes-
18 yo
kasambahay
sonya-k2long
delfin-hardinero
jack-kalabaw
sam perkinson-houseboy
nila ederlyn
others
luisito-solid manli2gw ni
ederlyn(since 7 yrs old cla)
arman-ksalukuyang bf
melencio-umaapilang “bf
daw”
angelita alagao-
pinakamatinding karibal ng
ating bida
magdalena reformina
alagao-ina
meOw meOw..”
-ederning (pusang gala na
nligaw s bhay nla ederlyn.
Inaruga at pnangalanan ni
ederlyn)
Punyeta ka ederlyn, ako na
ang reyna ngayn!!
CHONA MAE..
Send mo para matabunan n
si ederlyn! Ü
Excerpts frm d mysterious
lyf of Ederlyn:
Episode 24: Pano cngot ni
Ederlyn c Arman
Arman: can i call you mine?
Ederlyn: that’s not my
name. I’m…
YOURS.. Ü
shOcks, sweet pala si Ederlyn!
=p
mdaming nagttnong!
KinukuwestyOn ang pgkatao
nya!NgayOn, handa n syang
humarap s publiko at
sagutin lahat ng ktanungan
s knya.ilalabas n din nya ang
knyang hinanakit s
diumanong nilangaw n bday
celebration nya.
EDERLYN,babasagin n ang
katahimikan.
LIVE sa THE BUZZ. SusunOd!
“We cordially invite you to
witness our solemn
exchange of vow on the
13th day of April in the year
of our LORD, 2007.”
-Arman and Ederlyn
Sa mga taO pOng
ngtatanOng at hndi
nakakakilala kay ederlyn,
girlfriend ko po sya
- ARMAN
cnO na naman b itO?!
Nangengelam pa! Ü
Pki tglan nyo n nga c
ederlyn.ndi nman nya kau
inaanO. msya na xa s bhay
nya kht wla kau!! TIGILAN NYO
NA C EDERLYN!!!
-ESTER (nanay ni ederlyn)
Sa lahat ng nkakakilala ky
ederlyn, ipagdasal ntn ang
knyang kaluluwa, nsa thimik
kalagayan na cya ngyn. . .
Rolando ( tatay ni ederlyn)
mga kaibigan wag kayo mabibigla c ederlyn ay pumanaw na siya ay nasagasaan bago mag coffee sa starbucks. ipagdasal po natin siya salamat
-EMERLYN (kapatid ni ederlyn)
Ei gUys cOffee nman tau
mya wait q kau ha!
Dis tym pumunta na kau ,
see yah at d caFe!
-Ederlyn
“utang na lOob ederlyn
tigilan m n kme”
xandra
ei guys, anu ba! inimbitahan ko kayo kagabi tapos hindi naman kayo dumating! nakakainis na talaga kayo! hate you all
- ederlyn
Uy asan ka na? D2 n kaming
lahat ikaw n lng wla.
Nklimutan mo na ba
birthday ko? =c
-ederlyn (wahaha part 2)
Ui, invited tau s bday party
ni ederlyn 2m ng 6pm.
CnO b un? Kilala m b?
FinOrward lng skn e.
Hahahahahaha. Kulet. 
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